booty booty bootaaayyy..

i haven't been a good blogger but i have really good reasons...

i have been... bad... *blush*... i've been busy getting booty.. hahhaa...

my ex and i have been done for 5 months now.. and i've been on the DL with the whole dating/f*cking scene.. i didn't know how to come out of my shell after being with the same man for 3 years. and i was never the booty call type, ok, i had random nights, but nothing was ever like steady booty call kind of thing.

so anyways, i tried to recycle this ex i dated back when i was 16. i took his "virginity", so to speak, hahaha.. and i remember it being a rough night... so he's been trying to get with me again.. i know i have no real feelings for him, so i asked him if he'd practiced in 8 years, lol. he said he's been practicing, blah blah, lol. so i was thinking, ok he's harmless, i can get with him for a little night cap. well, that went NO WHERE, please refer to the previous post.

anyways, fast forward, had a happy hour with the coworker which got a little crazy. gray goose and me had good ol' time that night. i called the above ex, b/c he lives 2 blocks away. that little shit head was still in school - law school. argh, damn it. that's annoying. so i told him i'm leaving at 12, if he's not back yet, then forget it. spent more time with gray goose, he texted that he's still in school and he's sorry. whatever. next thing you know. i was at my condo with somebody else. hahaha.. i'm not gonna say too much. he's someone i know and never been with romantically. i was too drunk to really remember wha was said, but my clothes came off. we didn't "do" it per se, but we got intimate. so anyways, he followed the first amendment of the booty call and left before i knew it, hahhaa..

so while this night was going on, i was drunk texting. i texted another ex, a guy i've been with on and off 4-5 yrs. things didn't work out with him b/c he couldn't stay faithful. but the sex with him was unbelievable. so i thought why not, i don't need him to be my bf. and he's always made himself available to me. he used to drunk dial me all the time telling me how much he loved me and missed me in his life. oh get this, for the past 7 years, he never dated anybody but me. i was the only girl he brought home, the only girl he brought to weddings. wow, so for the past 3 years i've been with my ex, he was still single. so long story short, i decided to text him back from the text he sent me 3 months ago.

viola, next thing you know, we are meeting for drinks the next day. so we saw each other again for the first time in 2 years. drinks were flowing and i was still tipsy and hung over from the night before. we talked about old times and what's been going on. then the subject came up. i told him straight up to stop it with the games, b/c i don't need a boyfriend. but he'd make a great bootaaayyy call. hahaha.. he was actually taken aback for a little bit. he kept on saying i was special, blah blah..

no, no darling. i don't wanna be special like that. no need for lovey dovey here. we are grown adults. we can get this going without all that fluffy fluff. so we agreed on the booty call status. i had to make sure there wasn't going to be any "feelings" or false expectations. i don't need any more head aches. i just need to be f*cked. is that so wrong?

so anyways. i got what i wanted and it was exactly how i wanted and now i am happy and grining ear to ear. it's that glowwww... =)

soemtimes i feel like girls look for relationships b/c they are just horny.. if you can get the sex part taken care of without all that committment, you won't feel like u absoutely need to find a boyfriend right away. hey, it worked for me. for 5 months, i felt this pressure like i need to meet someone, someone special, someone who's gonna sweep me off of my feet. then i realized shit dont happen that way. instead of waitting fot the knight on a white horse, i got me a knight with the right equipments, that's all i need... for now.. hahahaa...

sooo!~ anyways.. this is just a none beauty related update with my life... hope my little piece of life can bring some laughter in your life.. cuz sometimes u need to laugh in order to stop yourself from crying... hahaha..

HAPPY HUMP DAY~!!